Hey, just so you guys know .. it’s probably not a good idea to put your baby in a washing machine.
I just came up with a new pick-up line *clears throat* … Hey, baby sweet cheeks cake … fuck.
Girls drop their panties when I show them my Collective Soul CD collection.
I just made out with a picture of me when I was 7. Not really sure how to feel about it now.
Cat’s will straight up lick an asshole clean ’cause they don’t give a fuck.