A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Hey, just so you guys know .. it’s probably not a good idea to put your baby in a washing machine.

I just came up with a new pick-up line *clears throat* … Hey, baby sweet cheeks cake … fuck.

Girls drop their panties when I show them my Collective Soul CD collection.

I just made out with a picture of me when I was 7. Not really sure how to feel about it now.

Cat’s will straight up lick an asshole clean ’cause they don’t give a fuck.

This entry was posted in Random Thoughts From Midgetspar and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


*