A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Sometimes I pretend my fingers are made of string cheese and then I need a band-aid.

For all of you bitching about school and work, try too remember that Ferris Bueller didn’t have his first day off for 17 mother fuckin years.

I bet The Rock gets muscular boners.

Girls always lift their shirt up to the point where half of their tit flops out to show you their new new ankle tattoo.

I really wish you guys could see how fast I type.

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