Sometimes I pretend my fingers are made of string cheese and then I need a band-aid.
For all of you bitching about school and work, try too remember that Ferris Bueller didn’t have his first day off for 17 mother fuckin years.
I bet The Rock gets muscular boners.
Girls always lift their shirt up to the point where half of their tit flops out to show you their new new ankle tattoo.
I really wish you guys could see how fast I type.