A Random Thought From Midgetspar

If I could kill people with dirty looks and finger snaps, I would be the least feared serial killer of all-time.

Hamster Jesus would take the wheel and run with it.

I can tell religion jokes ’cause I have a black friend.

I need to get rich so I can fulfill my lifelong dream of being wasted and playing Zoo Tycoon everyday.

If eyeballs were testicles, crying would impregnate a lot of bitches.

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