North Korea Is Still North Korea

BREAKING NEWS:

North Korea is still ran by fucktards. Big shocker.

They’ve recently launched a rocket against the wishes of some other people, I dunno. I don’t really follow important events that can lead to war and chaos. Things don’t usually grab my attention unless shit blows up or someones nipple pops out.

When reached for comment, a North Korean spokesperson that I’m totally making up right now said:

“The rocket was full of confetti and dolphin treats. There was an aquatic party and you weren’t invited. All is well …. trust us.”

This might be the worst most misinformed post in the history of blogs.

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