Can the world just fucking end, already.
Harry Styles (the little floppy-haired boy pictured above with the smooth as silk name) is one of five members from the UK pop boy band One Direction.
They are currently invading The United States further proving that we are super good at making untalented people rich if they look a certain way.
Taylor Swift and Rihanna are both smitten over this kid.
I would like to go on record saying that I don’t like either Swift or Rihanna. Especially Rihanna. So there is no envious rage, here.
It’s time to put Syles and Bieber in a steel cage with some swords and throwing stars, because I can’t handle this shit.
There can only be one.