A Random Thought From Midgetspar

My girlfriend just had “The Talk” with me. Like I don’t understand what the rape whistle on her nightstand means.

Can you skinny jean to death? I sure hope so.

One of the reasons I don’t hunt is because I’m 99.4% sure I’d shoot my own fuckin’ face off.

I know God made dirt so dirt don’t hurt … but c’mon, little fat kids.

I’ve never fucked the shit out of someone and neither should you.

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