My girlfriend just had “The Talk” with me. Like I don’t understand what the rape whistle on her nightstand means.
Can you skinny jean to death? I sure hope so.
One of the reasons I don’t hunt is because I’m 99.4% sure I’d shoot my own fuckin’ face off.
I know God made dirt so dirt don’t hurt … but c’mon, little fat kids.
I’ve never fucked the shit out of someone and neither should you.