Just bought a Bald Eagle and named it Bruce Willis ’cause it drinks Wine Coolers like a bad ass.
I don’t mean to burst your guys’ bubble, but you’re not surrounded by fuckin’ bubbles .. and if you were, you chose a super shitty force field.
The only way I’d watch Hockey is if they lit the ice on fire and said, “You have 20 minutes. Win or lose, you’re all drowning.”
If you really wanna fuck with a kids emotions … take away the controller and hand ’em a pencil.
Crows are the Fran Drescher of birds.