I’m gonna tie a live butterfly to my exposed boner and let him pull me around town tomorrow. It’s gonna be so fuckin’ beautiful.
Fucking someones brains out isn’t as easy as you might think, guys. Those things are really in there.
Kudos to the 6 year old kid who eats his own shit for inventing wooden wind chimes.
Just came up with a crazy new man-shake! Fist pounds, hand slides and everything. It takes 17 seconds but we’ll be best friends when its done.
Get hit in the fucking face with a softball and I promise you that you’ll question it’s softness.