A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Sweaty butt sex is gross. That’s why I do all my anal during the Fall holidays. Summertime Anal only sounds good in Will Smith songs.

I just made a helmet for my testicles out of half of an avocado skin. It’s even got a rubber band as a chin strap. It’s fucking adorable.

Needed a new pair of slippers so I ordered some off the internet. My Water Moccasins arrived today and I need to learn more about footwear.

I’m starting to think that all those years in school where I practiced my autograph through every class was a waste of time.

Walk into a gym with a sweet head band on and blast some New Kids on the Block then punch dance the shit outta that place. Get fit quick.

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