Marry Me, Steve Martin
Some girls fap to porn, some girls fap to athletes or ex-boyfriends… I fap to Steve Martin.
I’m not sure when it happened but, at some point, there was a shift; my perspective changed and, with it, my tastes. Now don’t get me wrong, I would still lick Bradley Cooper’s b-hole if presented with the opportunity but there’s just something about Steve.
And it’s strange how time and experience can shape the way you see someone. Strange how comedy can catch you off guard, and open the door for other forms of expression. Strange how laughing with someone is relating to someone.
And, ultimately, how relating to someone can change the way you see them.