Paranormal Annoying

I’m sure most of you have heard of, if not seen, the Paranormal Activity movies that have been sweeping the nation. Leaving it’s Arm-n-Hammer footprint on society as a somewhat “scary” franchise (and I use “scary” loosely).  The first movie had me goin all the way until the very last second when Katie (the main bitch) does some weird demonic face thing not unlike Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body. Somehow they figured that would be a good idea. No, movie. It wasn’t.

That being said, they continued to be successful and they kept making more. Why, I dunno. But apparently they took that shit and milked it. 4 movies, each with gaping plotholes bigger than Kim Kardashian’s cunt. Luckily, the good people at How It Should Have Ended (or HISHE for short) have caught on as well.

How Paranormal Activity Should Have Ended:

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