Midgetspar: The Letter

The Letter

I just received this letter in the mail:

Dear Corey,

So, you’ve probably heard by now that come late December, I’m gonna destroy Earth and start over again. I was gonna have you build an Ark and select 300 men and 300 women to board and survive to repopulate .. but I’ve been watching you .. and you can’t even hang a picture level.

Not only that, but you chronically masturbate and show poor leadership skills.

Sooooooooooo, you’re dead.



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One Response to Midgetspar: The Letter

  1. The_Sculptress says:

    Are there 300 men and 300 women in existence who don’t chronically masturbate? God only knows…

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