Imagine a world .. where vampires didn’t lust for your blood .. but for the deliciousness that is cottage cheese.
Bump into a Cottage Cheese Vampire in a dark alley at 3am and it doesn’t seem scary at all … UNTIL YOU REALIZE ALL THE MINUTE MARKETS ARE CLOSED.
Cottage Cheese Vampires …
Coming soon … to a theater near you.
(This is the dumbest post EVER).