I’m Sure This Will End Well

This is Dr. Ellen Stofan. She’s a Chief something-or-other at NASA and says that within 10 years we will have proof of life outside of Earth. Within 20 to 30 years we will have definitive proof.

So … within 10 years we will have definitive proof?

Apparently “proof” is vague as shit.

Regardless, HEY DON’T. Maybe there’s a reason we were separated by 50 billion miles of space and galaxies and solar systems. Maybe we aren’t suppose to fuck with each other.

Some neighbors just weren’t made to borrow sugar from each other.

Maybe they’re the neighbors that fuck your wife and if you whistle at the same time your dog trots over to them.

DON’T LET ALIENS FUCK OUR WIVES.

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