This is pretty hilarious. A lady named Angela Voelkert, recently created a fake profile on Facebook using a picture of a sexy teenage girl to spy on her soon-to-be ex-husband. After conversing with her husband for while under the new pretend alias, he exposed his plot to have her killed. He informed this fake teenager that he planted a tracking device on her vehicle so he would know where she was at all times. The husband then asked the fake teenage girl if there were any ‘thugs’ at her school that would do the ‘hit’ for $10,000. Angela Voelkert, then went to the authorities to turn him.
Here is where it gets good. The husband, David Voelkert, was released soon after being taken into custody. He had evidence that he knew it was his wife all along.
“To support this contention, Voelkert provided FBI agents with a May 25 notarized affidavit in which he describes receiving a friend request from “Jessica Studebaker,” whom he suspected was his ex-wife. “I am lying to this person,” he stated, “to gain positive proof that it is indeed my ex-wife trying to again tamper in my life.” He added, “In no way do I have plans to leave with my children or do any harm to Angela Dawn Voelkert or anyone else.”
The allegedly incriminating Facebook messages sent by Voelkert came on May 31, six days after his sworn affidavit was notarized. Voelkert kept one copy of the affidavit, and gave a relative a second copy for safekeeping.”
He is my new hero. Bitches be crazy.