Brains. It’s What’s For Dinner.

“Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been wrongly declared deceased by doctors but died for real after hearing mourners saying prayers for her soul to be taken up to heaven in Kazan, Russia.”

Yep. A lady in Russia was declared dead. Fucking dead. By doctors. Then woke up at her own funeral while people were surrounding her in her coffin, praying.

I NEVER see cool shit like this! She is the worlds first known zombie .. and how do you kill zombies? .. with Russian prayer.

Let’s re-cap the likely conversation from the doctors.

Doctor 1: Ummmm, do you think she’s dead?

Doctor 2: I’m not sure. (Takes a bite of a sandwich)

Doctor 1: Fuck it, box her up.

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