All hell broke loose when Shia Labeouf said in an interview this week that he put his wiener inside of Megan Fox’s butthole. (This isn’t entirely accurate).
The scandal was .. “Was Megan still with that Pug-Knuckler from 90210 at the time?!”.
These two would have never been caught if Megan Fox wouldn’t have confirmed the story yesterday. There has never been any photo proof of these two being romantic off-screen. (Ignore the picture above).
In a released statement, Fox said …
“I boned the Even Stevens kid in his Eagle Eye Hole with a Transforming strap-on. Disturbia.”
Or something close to that.