Nobody Does … It Better. Kudos, Ms. Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is a drugged out party girl who pisses her life away on booze and drugs. She might go back to jail, because instead of performing community service .. she was performing fellatio on her career.

Most would consider her a failure …

I think she’s just … American.

A hot sexy mess of an American. If you had money .. you’d do it, too. You just wouldn’t be on the Internet for it.

::butt pat::

Keep up the good work, Ms. Lohan.

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