Guest Blogger (The Sculptress: The Pursuit of Happiness)

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The Pursuit of Happiness I’ve reached an age where people no longer ask what I would like to do “when I grow up.” I don’t know why that is or what this means, as I consider myself far off from … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (Sunny: Serendipity)

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Serendipity By Sunny Serendipity is my favorite word that I never say. Something good and amazing we find while not specifically searching for it. Those happy discoveries are, perhaps, the most special meaningful moments we have fond memories of. The … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (Minew: The Hair Pretty Box)

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The Hair Pretty Box I was 28 when I was first diagnosed with Evil. I fought valiantly and overcame. I was 32, when again, Evil came knocking. The following is a short story about a child’s love. During my second … Continue reading

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Paranormal Annoying

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I’m sure most of you have heard of, if not seen, the Paranormal Activity movies that have been sweeping the nation. Leaving it’s Arm-n-Hammer footprint on society as a somewhat “scary” franchise (and I use “scary” loosely).  The first movie … Continue reading

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Look At That Little Fuckin’ Fat Kid

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“I cannot control the way you perceive my words. I can only control the intent behind which they were written.” – Me, about 8 months ago Life needs a Captain Crunch decoder pen for all those moments when a joke … Continue reading

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Dick Trickle. Snicker. **by Dark Messiah**

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Yes, the famous race car driver, Richard “Dick” Trickle. He goes by the name “Dick Trickle.” You can’t seriously think that would not be ridiculed in some way or another. I guess it was a good thing he didn’t join … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (Minew: Hero Unchained)

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Hero Unchained The type of person I aspire to be is one that always helps and inspires others. We go through things in life not to withdraw and hide, but to grow, learn, develop and share our experiences. None of … Continue reading

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Guest Blogger (Panda: Marry Me, Steve Martin)

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Marry Me, Steve Martin Some girls fap to porn, some girls fap to athletes or ex-boyfriends… I fap to Steve Martin. I’m not sure when it happened but, at some point, there was a shift; my perspective changed and, with … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Sweaty butt sex is gross. That’s why I do all my anal during the Fall holidays. Summertime Anal only sounds good in Will Smith songs.

I just made a helmet for my testicles out of half of an avocado skin. It’s even got a rubber band as a chin strap. It’s fucking adorable.

Needed a new pair of slippers so I ordered some off the internet. My Water Moccasins arrived today and I need to learn more about footwear.

I’m starting to think that all those years in school where I practiced my autograph through every class was a waste of time.

Walk into a gym with a sweet head band on and blast some New Kids on the Block then punch dance the shit outta that place. Get fit quick.

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Ring my doorbell while simultaneously knocking and I’ll fucking kill you.

I bet Jesus wore socks but made the painters edit them out because he knew we’d make fun of that shit, someday.

If we’re all God’s children, he owes A LOT of back child support. I’d lay low, too.

The best part about a girl getting a new ankle tattoo, is the picture they post of themselves topless holding their breasts to show people.

I dunno if it’s still cool to punch shit out of people’s hands, but there’s an old lady crying, standing in a puddle of 2% milk in aisle 4.

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