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Nobody Does … It Better. Kudos, Ms. Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is a drugged out party girl who pisses her life away on booze and drugs. She might go back to jail, because instead of performing community service .. she was performing fellatio on her career. Most would consider … Continue reading

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Faces Of Meth

A popular magazine just issued an apology to Aaron Carter for misquoting him. The article insinuated that Carter suggested that Michael Jackson gave him cocaine, alcohol and many other drugs. Carter has issued a statement saying the magazine is a … Continue reading

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I Want To Hang Out With This Dude

In an extremely unscientific study, I’ve just concluded that if drinking while pregnant results in dudes like that (points up) .. I’m gonna open a bar called “The Fourth Trimester”. First five rounds are on me.

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