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Danny Gokey (who?) Got Married

Danny Gokey, from American Idol “fame”, has gotten married. If Kevin Smith lost weight then fucked Elvis Costello, their child would be Danny Gokey. The end of my penis tingles everytime I hear news of bliss and happiness. Congrats, you … Continue reading

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Country Diva vs Hispanic Diva

Shania Twain wants to butt fuck Jennifer Lopez out of a job. Steven Tyler has already signed on for a second season of “American Idol”. Randy Jackson will obviously be back because “Dawg” aint got shit to do. Jennifer Lopez … Continue reading

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