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Kid’s Are Assholes: Valentine’s Day Confirmation Edition

Remember that bike you bought them for Christmas? Yep … You’re still ugly. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Best.Headline.Ever

Aol.com has a new article. It’s a sad tale of a popular establishment losing a lot of funding. Best headline, ever. PLANNED PARENTHOOD DEALT MAJOR BLOW Of course they were. I never understood how a place that passes out free … Continue reading

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Miley Cyrus Eats A Dick

TMZ just released photos of Miley Cyrus trying to get her jaws around a big fat black cake dick. She is in ‘hot water’ according to Aol.com. Parents are pissed, especially mothers, who haven’t had their mouth on a dick … Continue reading

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Barbie Needs To Come Home

AOL.COM HEADLINE “Iran: Morality Police Cracking Down On Barbie Dolls.” Iran has also reached out to Hasbro. They have requested a 10 square foot prison be built .. complete with one toilet and 10 waterboard rooms. Hasbro has yet to … Continue reading

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Don’t Waste Your Money

Aol.com has an article for women on purchasing undergarments. It’s appropriately titled: “One Bra To Splurge On”. Guys will “splurge” on any bra. In fact .. save your time and money and just don’t buy one. You can buy a … Continue reading

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Poultry Wars

Aol.com has an article called .. “10 Ways To Spice Up Your Boring Chicken” There was an instant backlash from chickens, nationwide. When reached for comment, the head of their union had three simple words … “Hey, FUCK YOU.”

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Detroit Woman Trades House For Minivan

From aol.com: “A disabled mother of six who took to Craigslist last month to swap her family home for a car has finally gotten what she wanted: trading her four-bedroom house in the Detroit neighborhood of Russell Woods for a … Continue reading

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Aol.com Hates Women .. Unless They’re Naked

You hear that, ladies? Aol.com says that after a billion years, you finally reached the fifth thing in the work force that you’re better than guys, the superior being, at doing. Granted, three of the five were Doctors, Cops and … Continue reading

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Stabbing Beef

Aol.com has an article called, “25 Ways to Enjoy Food on a Stick”. I’ll save you some time. Take the food .. off the fuckin’ stick. Problem solved. The only way wood tastes good with food is if your eating … Continue reading

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