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Ashland, Oregon Knows How To Party

This is local news for me. Ashland is a 20 minute drive from where I reside. This is the kind of shit that goes down in Southern Oregon. Be jealous. Thanks to FB Friend Mandy who works for the Ashland … Continue reading

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My Diva Hatred Continues

Beyonce, Jennifer Hudson, Gweneth Paltrow, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda .. and now you can add Nicki Minaj. I hate them all. Wonderland Magazine’s cover story features Minaj’s green room demands in an issue that comes out Thursday. I … Continue reading

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Choose, And Fulfill Your Destiny

A fashion article says that there is a color of underwear that you should NEVER wear. I don’t know what that color is .. because I didn’t care so I didn’t read that far … but come on .. … … Continue reading

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Why You Little Sons A’ Bitches

Cheating Scandal rocks public school system. HOLY SHIT. Kids cheat on tests? WTF? A new study, after a century of wonder, has finally put an end to all the speculation. Yes, kids cheat on tests in school. None of us … Continue reading

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3.4 Million Reasons To Stop Cleaning Poo

A man named Tyrone Curry, just won 3.4 million dollars in the lottery. I don’t know from which state because I don’t care, if you want to know .. look it up. Curry is a janitor. Still. 3.4 Million Dollars … Continue reading

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Faces Of Meth

A popular magazine just issued an apology to Aaron Carter for misquoting him. The article insinuated that Carter suggested that Michael Jackson gave him cocaine, alcohol and many other drugs. Carter has issued a statement saying the magazine is a … Continue reading

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JFK Flights Delayed Due To Turtles

HEADLINE: “Travelers trying to leave New York City from JFK Airport were delayed after 150 turtles got on the runway and prevented planes from taking off.” What have the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” been doing the last 10 years? Breeding.

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The Evil Magical Extinction of Wiener Bars

In a recent article, Gay Bars are slowly disappearing. The main reason is thought to be the vastly growing social acceptance of the ‘gay lifestyle’ in American communities … And .. that is .. exactly … what he WANTS YOU … Continue reading

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A New Study Shows That Scientists Don’t Know Shit, Maybe

A recent article I just read explains how after research and study, physically abusing your child MIGHT make you a bad parent. Scientists get millions of dollars in grants for this shit. It’s obvious, they get the grant money, take … Continue reading

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Aol.com Hates Women .. Unless They’re Naked

You hear that, ladies? Aol.com says that after a billion years, you finally reached the fifth thing in the work force that you’re better than guys, the superior being, at doing. Granted, three of the five were Doctors, Cops and … Continue reading

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