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Baby Has Mad Ping Pong Skills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeTrMNrZ3DE This baby probably gets more ass than all of us combined. I heard that every so often, Jesus likes to visit Earth in human form. If Americans actually gave a shit about competitive Ping Pong, this baby would be … Continue reading

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Beyonce Pushes A Diva Out Of Her Vagina

I can’t stand Beyonce. I never have. I’m not really sure why? Perhaps it’s her “Im better than poo” diva behavior. She just pushed a baby girl out of her vagina. Sadly, by default, I hate her, too. The baby … Continue reading

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He Stuck His Wiener In Her

Nine months later, a baby was pushed out of the vag hole. “And the award .. for best celebrity baby name .. goes too …” These two fuckers, who named their baby after one of the most epic movie heroes … Continue reading

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Natalie Portman Gave Birth to a …

… baby. Shocker. I know there is a super shit load of hype around this story, but I assure you .. It’s gonna shit and piss just like any other baby … ever. It probably looks like a squished faced … Continue reading

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Where Evil Begins

Baby Hitler, edition. I may have changed and added a few things to this pic, oops. I hope you like mysteries.

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