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Who Is Nicola McLean?

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I’ve recently stumbled upon Nicola McLean. Apparently she is some overseas celebrity? (I’m pretty sure they aren’t real) I got curious so I looked her up. Here are some pictures along with snippets from her Wikipedia bio. Also there will … Continue reading

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Katy Perry Music Video “Part Of Me” With Analysis

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Katy Perry has debuted her new single/video for her song “Part Of Me”. The video starts by telling a story. She catches her boyfriend cheating on her, so she cuts her hair off in a gas station bathroom and joins … Continue reading

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Top 10 Celebrity Crushes

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Midgetspar’s top 10 celebrity crushes. Outside of a few girls, you may see a developing theme here. BOOBS. I like ’em. That pun was intended. Counting down from 10. Here we go, cunts … 10. Sofia Vergara More known for … Continue reading

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Piranha 3DD 2012 Official Theatrical Trailer

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The first Piranha sucked, and I loved it. The first hour is like a really bad Girls Gone Wild video. Now they are coming out with a sequel, that promises to be just as bad with huge boobs all up … Continue reading

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And The Cleavage Award Goes To …

In a recent interview in Maxim Magazine, Jennifer Love Hewitt was asked what her favorite body part was. She replied with, “My Boobs.” She kept going with some other cute shit but I stopped paying attention after that. Hewitt is … Continue reading

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Rose McGowan Is Not “Spilling” Out Of Her Dress

Dear Huffington Post, If you are going to direct traffic to your website, please try to at least come relatively close to providing the material you promote. You just tricked me by posting “Rose McGowan SPILLS out of her dress … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan Will Be Hosting SNL

Lindsay Lohan will be hosting Saturday Night Live this week. If she’s smart, she’ll make fun of herself and make sure her boobs are hanging out in every sketch. I follow her on Twitter, hoping for a drug induced Twitpic … Continue reading

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Christina Ricci Got Some Fat Sucked Out

Before I begin, I would like to make it clear that Christina Ricci and I are close to the same age. This means that my fascination with her since “The Adams Family” is in no way creepy. Even when they … Continue reading

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Taylor Swift Needs To Date Homeless People

Taylor Swift has been dumped. Again. Taylor Swift gets dumped once every three months. How does this happen? It’s one of three things: A) She’s a total cunt B) She’s retarded C) She’s a retarded cunt I’m going with “B”. … Continue reading

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2012 People’s Choice Awards Winners

I’m a “people”, and I’ve never been asked once to cast a vote. Neither has anyone I’ve ever met in my entire life. I’m white. I declare this reverse-racism. I’m not sure how that would work, but I don’t know … Continue reading

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