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Weekend Box Office: Nov 23-25

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1. Breaking Eclipses Twilight Dawn Electric Boogaloo 2 – $43.6 million This movie is about an arm wrestling competition. If the stoic bitch wins, Jacob has to fuck some wolf pussy and stop going after babies. If the guy who … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 April 27-29

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1. Think Like A Man – $17.6 million Fuck Chris Brown and fuck these assholes for putting him in a movie. That’s what this movie is about. Me hating the fact Chris Brown is in it for a good two … Continue reading

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Top 10 Weekend Box Office April 13-15

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1. The Hunger Games – $21 million Four weeks in a row at number one, so I’ll have to explain to you again, what the movie is about. So here it goes … Look how Goddamn big Lenny Kravitz’ fucking … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 April 6th-8th

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1. The Hunger Games – $33.5 million Okay, I have been giving plot details the last few weeks on this movie. I’ve actually seen it, now. So here is a more specific actual summary of “The Hunger Games”. So this … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 30th-April 1st

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1. The Hunger Games – $61.1 million Even with two new releases, The Hunger Games takes the top spot. It’s about this guy who lays on the ground with shit all over his face and he’s all like, “Bitch, come … Continue reading

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Top 10 Box Office March 23rd-25th

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1. The Hunger Games – $155 million Third largest opening ever (That’s what she said) I haven’t seen it yet, but I’d like too. My friend told me what it’s about, so here is your Hunger Games synopsis: This girl … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 16th-18th

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1. 21 Jump Street – $35 million Perhaps due to St. Patrick’s Day, there were few movies released this weekend. Everyone is out getting blitzed and fucked. The only wide release was 21 Jump Street. I saw it. It’s pretty … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 9th-11th

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1. Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax – $39.1 million The Lorax takes the box office for the second week in a row, ousting 3 new comers … including “John Carter”. More on that next … 2. John Carter – $30.6 million … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 Feb 24th-26th

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1. Act Of Valor – $24.7 million I’m pretty sure this is a war movie starring real life Navy Seals. Viewers are saying it’s realistic. I don’t really know much else about it .. but on Twitter, Charlie Sheen said … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 Feb 17th-19th

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1. Safe House – $23.8 million You put one of the best actors (Washington) and one of the “sexiest men alive” (Reynolds) in a movie that’s already been made 50 times before, and you get the number one movie in … Continue reading

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