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What The Fuck
There are two reasons I’m pissed off that Katy Perry already has a new boyfriend. 1. The sanctity of marriage is a fucking joke. How anyone (and especially celebrities) move on to a new partner after being married for years, … Continue reading
Dick Clark Died Again, Guys
Before I start, doesn’t his chin look like a shiny hairless ballsack in that picture? Okay, so first of all, rest in peace .. Mr. Clark. That being said, there are all kinds of things that have been said about … Continue reading
Mystery Solved
After 5 years of speculation and investigation, a long standing unsolved mystery is finally case-closed. People are always like, “Hey, Jeremy Renner, are you gay?” He finally answered. “No.” We can all finally move on to something else. I’m not … Continue reading
Katy Perry Is Lucky She Didn’t Marry Herself
It’s a rarity in divorce, where one party doesn’t totally rape the other of everything they can possibly get their slutty little mitts on. Russell Brand and Katy Perry have came to a mutual written agreement that allows Katy Perry … Continue reading
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Tagged celeb, divorce, Katy Perry, money, Russell Brand, settlement
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Adele, I Thought You Were Better Than That
Karl Lagerfeld, who I believe has something to do with the brand name “Chanel”, has come out and said that Adele is “too fat”. Now, as rude as that is, Adele is fat. She is also gorgeous, talented, compassionate and … Continue reading
Shopping At J.C. Penney Will Make You Gay
The anti-gay group “One Million Moms” is super pissed that J.C. Penney hired Ellen DeGeneres to be the companies new spokesperson. The anti-gay super club wants Ellen fired, claiming that J.C. Penney is a family style orientated store and that … Continue reading
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Tagged anti-gay, celeb, Ellen DeGeneres, headline, JC Penney, One Million Moms, stupid
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John Ritter Can Finally Rest In Peace
If you believe in reincarnation, John Ritter is a 10 year old monkey sitting on a tree limb in South Africa eating his own shit right now. If you believe in anything “afterlife”, he is smiling and masturbating due to … Continue reading
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Tagged 3's Company, celeb, feud, headline, John Ritter, Joyce Dewitt, stupid, Suzanne Somers
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Casting Confusion
“Lovelace” is a new movie coming out based on a true story about a woman who sucks on a lot of dongs. Demi Moore was originally casted to play an old porn star, but had to drop out after inhaling … Continue reading
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Tagged celeb, demi moore, Lovelace, movie, Sarah Jessica Parker
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