Tag Archives: death

The Raging Cyclist

If you value your bicycle helmet more than human life, you are probably a total fuck. Granted, I’d probably want to have lunch with you just to hear the shit that would spew out of your mouth, but I’m positive … Continue reading

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Life Is A Popularity Contest

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Whitney Houston was addicted to hardcore drugs for two decades. She decided to mix bad shit together and take it with alcohol, then wash her cooter. She died. Houston was in two notable movies. “The Bodyguard” and “Waiting To Exhale”. … Continue reading

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Tom Martinez Dies At The Age Of 66

Today the world mourns the loss of Tom Martinez, the man who taught New England Patriots Quarterback, Tom Brady, how to throw a football. We lose mothers, fathers, sons and daughters everyday. We lose poets and leaders, inventors and writers … Continue reading

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Dear Parents: Whitney Houston Edition

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If you’re a parent, please take ‘this’ opportunity to teach your kids how drugs, addiction, and terrible choices can destroy your life. Loss is never an easy thing to deal with, but when appropriate, it can serve as a valuable … Continue reading

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Celebrity Death Equation For Kids

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CSI: Bolivia

An 18 year old kid, in Bolivia, jumped off a boat while intoxicated. He was then tore to shreds and killed by piranhas. Sad, disturbing and gross. Bolivia police have decided it was a suicide .. because the boy fished … Continue reading

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Yogi Is An Asshole

A bear in Yellowstone Park killed a hiker. I wasn’t shocked like most were when reading this. It was a hiker .. and a FUCKING BEAR. Bear 1 – Hiker 0

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Brains. It’s What’s For Dinner.

“Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been wrongly declared deceased by doctors but died for real after hearing mourners saying prayers for her soul to be taken up to heaven in Kazan, Russia.” Yep. A lady in Russia was declared dead. Fucking … Continue reading

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