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Katy Perry Is Lucky She Didn’t Marry Herself

It’s a rarity in divorce, where one party doesn’t totally rape the other of everything they can possibly get their slutty little mitts on. Russell Brand and Katy Perry have came to a mutual written agreement that allows Katy Perry … Continue reading

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Kobe Bryant Gets Raped By Ex-Wife

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant are divorcing. Vanessa Bryant gets 75 million dollars and 3 mansions. Under California Law, if a marriage lasts 10 years, the spouse is allowed to “maintain her standard of living.” Vanessa Bryant filed for divorce, you … Continue reading

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Katy Perry Is Single

… and I hope she’s so mad and bitter … That her clothes fall off. I think it’s sad that she has destroyed Michael Jackson’s music records. But I hope she gets revenge naked. And so do you.

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He’s Not a Real Person, Relax People

There was huge controversy when Superman renounced his US citizenship and shocked the world by announcing he was, in fact, Hispanic. (Not all of that is true) Now there is more backlash coming with the news that after 15 years … Continue reading

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