And the winner is? LSD Yep, now instead of avoiding pedestrians while drunk driving, you get to avoid flying hot pink penguins wielding machine guns, decked out in David Bowie “Labyrinth” hair. Explain that shit to your kids. They’ll be … Continue reading
Lindsay Lohan will be hosting Saturday Night Live this week. If she’s smart, she’ll make fun of herself and make sure her boobs are hanging out in every sketch. I follow her on Twitter, hoping for a drug induced Twitpic … Continue reading
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If you’re a parent, please take ‘this’ opportunity to teach your kids how drugs, addiction, and terrible choices can destroy your life. Loss is never an easy thing to deal with, but when appropriate, it can serve as a valuable … Continue reading
The beautiful relic, known as Whitney Houston, is reportedly broke. Houston was famous once. She had a golden voice and numerous top selling albums and soldout tours. I remember our whole elementry school had to put on a afterschool play … Continue reading
A daycare in Conneticut discovered a joint in the lunchbox of an 18 month old toddler. John Sulzbach, a.k.a. father of the year, accidently dropped it in there while packing his kids lunch. Police were notified and a search of … Continue reading
Lindsay Lohan is a drugged out party girl who pisses her life away on booze and drugs. She might go back to jail, because instead of performing community service .. she was performing fellatio on her career. Most would consider … Continue reading
A popular magazine just issued an apology to Aaron Carter for misquoting him. The article insinuated that Carter suggested that Michael Jackson gave him cocaine, alcohol and many other drugs. Carter has issued a statement saying the magazine is a … Continue reading
“The Ultimate Warrior” is accusing “Hulk Hogan” of being a swinger and a drug user. So, he’s pretty much just acknowledging that Hulk is a celebrity. It would have been more news worthy if he would have came out and … Continue reading
After a warrant was issued the home of former Major League Baseball player, Lenny Dykstra, was raided by police .. ‘small’ amounts of Cocaine and Ecstasy were found. Dykstra now faces a possible 12 years in prison if convicted. It’s … Continue reading
