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Bobby Brown …

… Hasn’t been ‘Humpin’ Around’ since the invention of lying.

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Head Lice Protest

Scientists have debunked the myth that head lice prefer to gravitate towards a nappy dirty head of hair. Dead wrong, says scientists. After about 50 years of research and probably 3.9 billion dollars in grants, they have all deciphered that … Continue reading

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Guns N Roses Announce February Tour Dates

Dear Axl Rose Fans, Axl Rose will be touring a few cities with his knock off band that he still calls ‘Guns N Roses’. If you would like to watch Axl Rose stumble around on stage, hurl insults to audience … Continue reading

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Danny Gokey (who?) Got Married

Danny Gokey, from American Idol “fame”, has gotten married. If Kevin Smith lost weight then fucked Elvis Costello, their child would be Danny Gokey. The end of my penis tingles everytime I hear news of bliss and happiness. Congrats, you … Continue reading

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Ke$ha Knows How To Party

Ke$ha (John Travolta’s love child) just released a new remix video for her “Sleazy” song. It features rappers Lil Wayne, Andre 300, T.I. and Wiz Khalifa who seem to all be performing very simple 80’s style ryhmes. I tried to … Continue reading

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Fists Of Fury

In super exciting news, Rashad Evans (one of the black guys pictured above) just defeated Phil Davis (one of the other black guys pictured above) in a UFC Main Event fight. Evans won by punching Davis in the face a … Continue reading

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Riding In Cars With Cheetahs’

There is a Zoo in Cincinnati that travels to schools to show off their animals. Cheetahs’ are one of them. When they get these Cheetahs’ to the school, the students are told not to touch them, obviously. They’re fuckin’ Cheetahs’. … Continue reading

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Midgetspar Prediction for 2012

2012 will mark the end of “The Kardashian Empire”. The only way these idiots will survive is if they come out and admit that everything they say and do is a complete sham. From bullshit weddings to staged car ride … Continue reading

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Hotdogs, Stars And Bewbs

An inventor in France has come up with a new mobile transparent camping dome. He thinks that people miss out on seeing the stars and watching the sun set and rise. For 400 pounds, however the fuck much that is, … Continue reading

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A New Craze Sweeps Across Our Great Nation

Popstar, Jason Derulo (whom I’ve never heard of), is known for his sweet-ass dance moves. While rehearsing for his “Future History Tour” (clever) he fall down go boom. Jason Derulo fractured his neck. Derulo’s “Future History Tour” is now histo … Continue reading

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