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Katy Perry Drops $50,000 For A Cooking Lesson

Katy Perry just dropped $50,000 for a cooking lesson. Maybe Russell brand got tired of eating vagina every night. Alright, so it was for charity. She was at Elton John’s (who eats dick every night for dinner) Oscar viewing party. … Continue reading

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Elton John’s Husband Apologizes To Madonna

Thank God. That whole situation was stressing me the fuck out. If you want to know what it was about, Google it. I don’t want to get into it. To make a long story short, the apology went something like … Continue reading

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Jim Hensen Presents: Sir Elton John

Elton John and Madonna have some big fued I guess. Google it if you care. I don’t give a shit. I looked him up and couldn’t get over how … creative .. he looks in his old age. He looks … Continue reading

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