Tag Archives: funny

A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Ring my doorbell while simultaneously knocking and I’ll fucking kill you. I bet Jesus wore socks but made the painters edit them out because he knew we’d make fun of that shit, someday. If we’re all God’s children, he owes … Continue reading

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I’m 100% Sure He Remembers

It must be nice to play the second most boring mainstream sport (next to soccer) and cruise the ice and see two hot bitches holding up a sign reminding you that their mouths were around your cock in High School. … Continue reading

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In A Perfect World

If this scenario actually existed, I would probably toss 50 children a day … Because children are disrespectful, back talking, rude, obnoxious, spoiled little assholes. 🙂

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Take The Asian Challenge!

This is hilarious and I can say that because one of my ex-girlfriends is a funny, strong, beautiful, independent, half Korean girl … so suck it and fuck you. (I bet you fail, though)

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R2-D2

R2-D2 is a bad-ass mother *eee err ohh ee ohh err eee” (those were his robot noises, fuck you).

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Justin Bieber Has Life All Figured Out

“I <3 Sodomy.” – Justin Bieber

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Woman Is Scared Of Her 87 Year Old Neighbor

See, THIS should be a reality show. It’s fucking hilarious!? I’d even go watch this as a movie. It would put Grumpy Old Men to shame. Here’s the article: “71-year-old Bernadine Jones rarely leaves her Atlanta apartment because of a … Continue reading

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Cats Unite!

There are few things that I hate more than Dubstep. Beyonce and Lima Beans probably round out my top 3. It’s nice to see cat’s coming together to make fun of the worst style of music .. ever created. Skrillex … Continue reading

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Dwarf Tossing

Two midgets (I can call them whatever I want) went on Anderson Cooper, outraged at the “sport” called Midget Tossing. During the interview, they made it clear that … when in a bar .. drunk people will throw little people … Continue reading

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Celebrity Cocaine Championship Tournament

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