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Pig Fucking Is Surprisingly Illegal In Oklahoma

Jimmy “Hawkeye” Jeter got caught on video fucking a “show pig”. Here’s the article. It’s pretty outstanding. “A 77-year-old man in southern Oklahoma has been charged with a crime against nature in connection with an incident in which he allegedly … Continue reading

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Wealthy Business Man Adopts His Girlfriend

Hello, Woody Allen. You have some company. If you remember, years and years ago, Woody Allen married his daughter. Granted, it was his step-daughter .. but it was still his fuckin’ daughter. Now, John Goodman (not “Fat Awesome” from “Roseanne”), … Continue reading

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The Absolute Best Rides For Your Money

There is an internet article called “The Absolute Best Rides For Your Money”. I’m pretty sure it’s about cars. I don’t give a fuck about cars nor do I want to read an article about shit I can’t afford. So … Continue reading

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CSI: Elderly Vomit Edition

Every year they rank and make a list of the top ways we Americans’ die. Murder has always been a fan favorite. For the first time in 47 years, homicide has not made the top 15. Good job people. We … Continue reading

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The Navy Saves Some Dogs

The Navy just rescued “Over 750” dogs that were being illegally transported to the Philippines from Tawain to eat. Michael Vick has an alibi. As heroic as this is, why did they stop counting at 750? At what point did … Continue reading

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I Guess It’s Better Than Eating Dogs .. Maybe

Headline: “Japanese Scientists Discover How To Turn Human Excrement Into Meat.” The Japanese .. are going to eat their own shit.

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Camp “Barely Legal” Rock

It’s being reported that Wilmer Valderrama and Demi Lovato have broken up. Wilmer has dated Lovato, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne, Mandy Moore, Mila Kunis and Jessica Alba (and countless other teenagers) all before they were even 20 … Continue reading

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