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I Once Got Busy In A Megadeth Bathroom

This amazing article is from uproxx.com “Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist I’d like to ask you a few questions, UPROXX readers. 1. Did you recently attend a Megadeth/Motorhead show in … Continue reading

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The Raging Cyclist

If you value your bicycle helmet more than human life, you are probably a total fuck. Granted, I’d probably want to have lunch with you just to hear the shit that would spew out of your mouth, but I’m positive … Continue reading

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Karate Chop Sex Punch!

Here’s your headline: “It was an extreme case of sexual frustration. Inez Nunez, 18, was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly punching her boyfriend in the face because he wouldn’t have sex with her, NBC Miami reported. On Tuesday, cops were … Continue reading

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Candice Bergen Had A Stroke

Remember Murphy Brown? Neither does she. OHHHHHH!!!! Candice Bergen has revealed that she had a pretty severe secret stroke when she was a cast member on Boston Legal. Remember Boston Legal? Neither does she. OHHHHHH!!!!!!! All kidding aside, Bergen just … Continue reading

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Woman Is Scared Of Her 87 Year Old Neighbor

See, THIS should be a reality show. It’s fucking hilarious!? I’d even go watch this as a movie. It would put Grumpy Old Men to shame. Here’s the article: “71-year-old Bernadine Jones rarely leaves her Atlanta apartment because of a … Continue reading

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Dwarf Tossing

Two midgets (I can call them whatever I want) went on Anderson Cooper, outraged at the “sport” called Midget Tossing. During the interview, they made it clear that … when in a bar .. drunk people will throw little people … Continue reading

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Legoland Hotel Opens In WIndsor, England

“The newest Legoland hotel opened over the weekend in Windsor, England. The 150-room hotel features 1,600 models made from 80 million Lego bricks, which required 45 builders from across Europe to create, The Sun reports.” Can you imagine how fucking … Continue reading

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James, Brother of Jesus.

How much would it suck to be Jesus’ brother James? “I heard your brother turned water to wine last night and everyone had a huge rage. Where you there?” “Yeah. I brought glow-sticks.” “JERUSALEM — Is the purported burial box … Continue reading

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Jeremy Renner’s Dog Dies?

Holy Fuck. Jeremy Renner’s 8 month old puppy died. This is all over the internet. This is news. The dog died at a baseball game while being “dog-sat” by his friend and business partner. Being that “said friend” just murdered … Continue reading

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Scientists Find A Drug That Will Cure Alcoholism

And the winner is? LSD Yep, now instead of avoiding pedestrians while drunk driving, you get to avoid flying hot pink penguins wielding machine guns, decked out in David Bowie “Labyrinth” hair. Explain that shit to your kids. They’ll be … Continue reading

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