Tag Archives: headlines

Stupid News For Stupid People

Posted on April 14, 2012 by Midgetspar

More news that you care about but shouldn’t. These are headlines taken from AOL.COM, today. 1. Music artist Prince loses multi-million dollar lawsuit. This is sad. Now all he’s left with is multi-millions of dollars. 2. After 19 years the … Continue reading →

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North Korea Is Still North Korea

Posted on April 12, 2012 by Midgetspar

BREAKING NEWS: North Korea is still ran by fucktards. Big shocker. They’ve recently launched a rocket against the wishes of some other people, I dunno. I don’t really follow important events that can lead to war and chaos. Things don’t … Continue reading →

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No Hard Feelings

Posted on April 5, 2012 by Midgetspar

Some dipshit in Hawaii just survived a shark attack. He was surfing or something and a 10 footer bit him in the leg. He punched the shark in the snout, twice, because he’s MaGuyver and shit. The best part about … Continue reading →

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Stupid News For Stupid People

Posted on April 3, 2012 by Midgetspar

Here is a quick countdown of shit in the news that most people care about .. it’s totally irrelevant stuff. But for some reason you assholes get excited when you hear that Matt Damon had lunch around 2pm on an … Continue reading →

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Who Hasn’t Got Wasted And Jerked-Off In Public?

Posted on March 16, 2012 by Midgetspar

Jason Russell, the KONY2012 film maker, gets arrested for getting wasted and beating his shit in public. ARTICLE: “Jason Russell, the filmmaker behind the mega-viral “Kony 2012″ documentary, was arrested in San Diego on Thursday night, NBC reported, citing the … Continue reading →

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Rick Bartlett Is A Terrible Pastor

Posted on March 16, 2012 by Midgetspar

Here is your warning. This is not a funny story. It’s quite sad but I’m posting it because this guy is a fuck and needs to be exposed on as many outlets as possible. I will provide the first paragraph … Continue reading →

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Boot, Crunch, SMASH!

Posted on March 15, 2012 by Midgetspar

A lot of animal death in the news, today. I know I’m an asshole, and as sad as this is, it kinda made me laugh a little. A deformed “celebrity” bunny in Germany (it had no ears, that makes it … Continue reading →

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Spank Your Kids, Don’t Be A Pussy

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Midgetspar

Yahoo.com has an article that headlines, “Spanking kids can cause long-term harm: Canada study” You know what else has already caused long-term harm to America? NOT spanking the fuck out of all the miniature Satan’s running around. Kids are rude, … Continue reading →

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Ashland, Oregon Knows How To Party

Posted on February 3, 2012 by Midgetspar

This is local news for me. Ashland is a 20 minute drive from where I reside. This is the kind of shit that goes down in Southern Oregon. Be jealous. Thanks to FB Friend Mandy who works for the Ashland … Continue reading →

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Best.Headline.Ever

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Midgetspar

Aol.com has a new article. It’s a sad tale of a popular establishment losing a lot of funding. Best headline, ever. PLANNED PARENTHOOD DEALT MAJOR BLOW Of course they were. I never understood how a place that passes out free … Continue reading →

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