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I’m Sure This Will End Well

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This is Dr. Ellen Stofan. She’s a Chief something-or-other at NASA and says that within 10 years we will have proof of life outside of Earth. Within 20 to 30 years we will have definitive proof. So … within 10 … Continue reading

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Stupid News For Stupid People

More news that you care about but shouldn’t. These are headlines taken from AOL.COM, today. 1. Music artist Prince loses multi-million dollar lawsuit. This is sad. Now all he’s left with is multi-millions of dollars. 2. After 19 years the … Continue reading

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North Korea Is Still North Korea

BREAKING NEWS: North Korea is still ran by fucktards. Big shocker. They’ve recently launched a rocket against the wishes of some other people, I dunno. I don’t really follow important events that can lead to war and chaos. Things don’t … Continue reading

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No Hard Feelings

Some dipshit in Hawaii just survived a shark attack. He was surfing or something and a 10 footer bit him in the leg. He punched the shark in the snout, twice, because he’s MaGuyver and shit. The best part about … Continue reading

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Stupid News For Stupid People

Here is a quick countdown of shit in the news that most people care about .. it’s totally irrelevant stuff. But for some reason you assholes get excited when you hear that Matt Damon had lunch around 2pm on an … Continue reading

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Who Hasn’t Got Wasted And Jerked-Off In Public?

Jason Russell, the KONY2012 film maker, gets arrested for getting wasted and beating his shit in public. ARTICLE: “Jason Russell, the filmmaker behind the mega-viral “Kony 2012” documentary, was arrested in San Diego on Thursday night, NBC reported, citing the … Continue reading

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Rick Bartlett Is A Terrible Pastor

Here is your warning. This is not a funny story. It’s quite sad but I’m posting it because this guy is a fuck and needs to be exposed on as many outlets as possible. I will provide the first paragraph … Continue reading

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Boot, Crunch, SMASH!

A lot of animal death in the news, today. I know I’m an asshole, and as sad as this is, it kinda made me laugh a little. A deformed “celebrity” bunny in Germany (it had no ears, that makes it … Continue reading

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Spank Your Kids, Don’t Be A Pussy

Yahoo.com has an article that headlines, “Spanking kids can cause long-term harm: Canada study” You know what else has already caused long-term harm to America? NOT spanking the fuck out of all the miniature Satan’s running around. Kids are rude, … Continue reading

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Ashland, Oregon Knows How To Party

This is local news for me. Ashland is a 20 minute drive from where I reside. This is the kind of shit that goes down in Southern Oregon. Be jealous. Thanks to FB Friend Mandy who works for the Ashland … Continue reading

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