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James, Brother of Jesus.

How much would it suck to be Jesus’ brother James? “I heard your brother turned water to wine last night and everyone had a huge rage. Where you there?” “Yeah. I brought glow-sticks.” “JERUSALEM — Is the purported burial box … Continue reading

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When Bieber and Christ Collide

Justin Bieber just got the face of Jesus tattooed on his leg. He only did it after learning that Jesus got a tattoo of Justin Bieber’s face on his lower back. BFF’S.

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The End Is Near

Mother Earth is pissed, which is a shame .. because we’ve taken such good care of her. HEADLINE “With an almost biblical onslaught of twisters, floods, snow, drought, heat and wildfire, the U.S. in 2011 has seen more weather catastrophes … Continue reading

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Johan’s Ark

Johan Huibers just completed building a life-sized Noah’s Ark. He told reporters that he had a nightmare about ‘Doomsday’. BIBLICAL COVER-UP. The real story is that Johan and Jesus were at a strip club the night before .. after a … Continue reading

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Jesus …

… taking the wheel for Carrie Underwood, so she can text and drive, since 2006.

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