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JFK Flights Delayed Due To Turtles

HEADLINE: “Travelers trying to leave New York City from JFK Airport were delayed after 150 turtles got on the runway and prevented planes from taking off.” What have the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” been doing the last 10 years? Breeding.

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