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Taylor Swift Needs To Date Homeless People

Taylor Swift has been dumped. Again. Taylor Swift gets dumped once every three months. How does this happen? It’s one of three things: A) She’s a total cunt B) She’s retarded C) She’s a retarded cunt I’m going with “B”. … Continue reading

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2012 People’s Choice Awards Winners

I’m a “people”, and I’ve never been asked once to cast a vote. Neither has anyone I’ve ever met in my entire life. I’m white. I declare this reverse-racism. I’m not sure how that would work, but I don’t know … Continue reading

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Celebrity Crush of the Day : Kat Dennings

The super duper witty and sarcastic Kat Dennings. I like her face, too. I was going to post another picture I liked more, but she was making out with a stuffed Panda Bear … and that’s only cool in Japan.

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