There are two reasons I’m pissed off that Katy Perry already has a new boyfriend. 1. The sanctity of marriage is a fucking joke. How anyone (and especially celebrities) move on to a new partner after being married for years, … Continue reading
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Katy Perry has debuted her new single/video for her song “Part Of Me”. The video starts by telling a story. She catches her boyfriend cheating on her, so she cuts her hair off in a gas station bathroom and joins … Continue reading
Katy Perry just dropped $50,000 for a cooking lesson. Maybe Russell brand got tired of eating vagina every night. Alright, so it was for charity. She was at Elton John’s (who eats dick every night for dinner) Oscar viewing party. … Continue reading
It’s a rarity in divorce, where one party doesn’t totally rape the other of everything they can possibly get their slutty little mitts on. Russell Brand and Katy Perry have came to a mutual written agreement that allows Katy Perry … Continue reading
There is an internet article called “The Absolute Best Rides For Your Money”. I’m pretty sure it’s about cars. I don’t give a fuck about cars nor do I want to read an article about shit I can’t afford. So … Continue reading
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… and I hope she’s so mad and bitter … That her clothes fall off. I think it’s sad that she has destroyed Michael Jackson’s music records. But I hope she gets revenge naked. And so do you.
I’m a “people”, and I’ve never been asked once to cast a vote. Neither has anyone I’ve ever met in my entire life. I’m white. I declare this reverse-racism. I’m not sure how that would work, but I don’t know … Continue reading
Katy Perry is on the verge of tying Michael Jackson’s record for most number one singles from one album, on the Billboard top 100 chart. When her piece of shit song, “Last Friday Night”, (or whatever the fuck it’s called) … Continue reading
Katy Perry is a natural blonde, which explains the super cute, semi-whore, blank looked, dumb as shit vibe she gives off. I repeat … Katy Perry is a natural blonde, which explains the super cute, semi-whore, blank looked, dumb as … Continue reading