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How To Score A Paid Vacation

Two janitors from Gregory Elementary School in Long Beach, NJ., allegedly bound and gagged two 10-year-old students with tape in the bathroom and took pictures of them. The school deemed the act was not done with malice … and took … Continue reading

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A Quick Word To Our Youth

Someday our youth will realize that smiles are beautiful and every time there is a camera around they don’t have to try to prove how fucking retarded they are. It’s not cute, girls. You look RETARDED. Thank you for your … Continue reading

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Kid’s Are Assholes: Valentine’s Day Confirmation Edition

Remember that bike you bought them for Christmas? Yep … You’re still ugly. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Spank Your Kids, Don’t Be A Pussy

Yahoo.com has an article that headlines, “Spanking kids can cause long-term harm: Canada study” You know what else has already caused long-term harm to America? NOT spanking the fuck out of all the miniature Satan’s running around. Kids are rude, … Continue reading

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Why You Little Sons A’ Bitches

Cheating Scandal rocks public school system. HOLY SHIT. Kids cheat on tests? WTF? A new study, after a century of wonder, has finally put an end to all the speculation. Yes, kids cheat on tests in school. None of us … Continue reading

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This Is a Super Idea

“Is your kid throwing a fit? Try taping it!” This is a new suggestion to help parents show their kids how they’re acting. Brilliant. Nothing cures drama like giving them their own reality show.

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