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Mega Millions Has 3 Winners

The record breaking $640 million jackpot was won by 3 people. After splitting it and taxes, they’ll still have *calculates* … a lot of money. They are all probably 88 year old women who live in trailers. Women who gambled … Continue reading

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3.4 Million Reasons To Stop Cleaning Poo

A man named Tyrone Curry, just won 3.4 million dollars in the lottery. I don’t know from which state because I don’t care, if you want to know .. look it up. Curry is a janitor. Still. 3.4 Million Dollars … Continue reading

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