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The Walking Dead

Kentucky just allowed a corpse to get married. All kidding aside, Kentucky just allowed a corpse to get married. Dana Jackson is 100 years old. She lives in a nursing home because there is no way in fuck her family … Continue reading

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Danny Gokey (who?) Got Married

Danny Gokey, from American Idol “fame”, has gotten married. If Kevin Smith lost weight then fucked Elvis Costello, their child would be Danny Gokey. The end of my penis tingles everytime I hear news of bliss and happiness. Congrats, you … Continue reading

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Kobe Bryant Gets Raped By Ex-Wife

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant are divorcing. Vanessa Bryant gets 75 million dollars and 3 mansions. Under California Law, if a marriage lasts 10 years, the spouse is allowed to “maintain her standard of living.” Vanessa Bryant filed for divorce, you … Continue reading

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