Tag Archives: Michael Jackson

Swayze’s Mortal Enemies: The B-Movie Mercenaries

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Katy Perry Is Single

… and I hope she’s so mad and bitter … That her clothes fall off. I think it’s sad that she has destroyed Michael Jackson’s music records. But I hope she gets revenge naked. And so do you.

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Summer Fun: B-Movie Mercenary Style

Scott Baio and Clint Howard play a little beach Frisbee as Pee-Wee and Michael Jackson watch in utter amazement. You’re Welcome.

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Faces Of Meth

A popular magazine just issued an apology to Aaron Carter for misquoting him. The article insinuated that Carter suggested that Michael Jackson gave him cocaine, alcohol and many other drugs. Carter has issued a statement saying the magazine is a … Continue reading

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Michael Jackson’s Jacket Is Worth More Than Your Life

Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” jacket just sold for 1.8 million dollars. I have two jackets. Their combined value is about $50 bucks. Granted, I don’t have 78 zippers on mine, but my tits stay warm in the winter time. A Werewolf/Zombie … Continue reading

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A Sign of the Upcoming Apocolypse

Katy Perry is on the verge of tying Michael Jackson’s record for most number one singles from one album, on the Billboard top 100 chart. When her piece of shit song, “Last Friday Night”, (or whatever the fuck it’s called) … Continue reading

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The Swayze/Jacko Dance-Off

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Michael Jackson and the B-Movie Mercenaries

“The B-Team”, formed to attempt to bring down The Swayze. You’re Welcome

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