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Please Frame Me For Murder

Amanda Knox and her boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito (what a dumb fuckin’ name) spent 4 years in an Italian prison after being sentenced for the murder of her roommate (while she was alive, obviously) Meredith Kercher. They got released because there … Continue reading

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Katy Perry Is Lucky She Didn’t Marry Herself

It’s a rarity in divorce, where one party doesn’t totally rape the other of everything they can possibly get their slutty little mitts on. Russell Brand and Katy Perry have came to a mutual written agreement that allows Katy Perry … Continue reading

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