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Weekend Box Office: Nov 23-25

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1. Breaking Eclipses Twilight Dawn Electric Boogaloo 2 – $43.6 million This movie is about an arm wrestling competition. If the stoic bitch wins, Jacob has to fuck some wolf pussy and stop going after babies. If the guy who … Continue reading

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Paranormal Annoying

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I’m sure most of you have heard of, if not seen, the Paranormal Activity movies that have been sweeping the nation. Leaving it’s Arm-n-Hammer footprint on society as a somewhat “scary” franchise (and I use “scary” loosely).  The first movie … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 April 27-29

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1. Think Like A Man – $17.6 million Fuck Chris Brown and fuck these assholes for putting him in a movie. That’s what this movie is about. Me hating the fact Chris Brown is in it for a good two … Continue reading

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Top 10 Weekend Box Office April 13-15

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1. The Hunger Games – $21 million Four weeks in a row at number one, so I’ll have to explain to you again, what the movie is about. So here it goes … Look how Goddamn big Lenny Kravitz’ fucking … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 April 6th-8th

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1. The Hunger Games – $33.5 million Okay, I have been giving plot details the last few weeks on this movie. I’ve actually seen it, now. So here is a more specific actual summary of “The Hunger Games”. So this … Continue reading

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Leprechaun Gets The Reboot Treatment

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Alright. I get it. Kind of. They are rebooting the Leprechaun franchise. Why? The original has achieved cult status. I understand they can make it far more scary, as the original series became hokey and pretty fucking terrible after the … Continue reading

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Top 10 Box Office March 23rd-25th

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1. The Hunger Games – $155 million Third largest opening ever (That’s what she said) I haven’t seen it yet, but I’d like too. My friend told me what it’s about, so here is your Hunger Games synopsis: This girl … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 16th-18th

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1. 21 Jump Street – $35 million Perhaps due to St. Patrick’s Day, there were few movies released this weekend. Everyone is out getting blitzed and fucked. The only wide release was 21 Jump Street. I saw it. It’s pretty … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 9th-11th

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1. Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax – $39.1 million The Lorax takes the box office for the second week in a row, ousting 3 new comers … including “John Carter”. More on that next … 2. John Carter – $30.6 million … Continue reading

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Weekend Box Office Top 10 March 2nd-4th

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1. Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax – $70.7 million A classic kids book comes to life in this tale of Danny DeVito in cartoon form running around fucking everything he can get his tiny little mitts on. SPOILER: Everything gets pregnant … Continue reading

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