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Celebrities That Probably Smell Like Shit

I’m 96.8% sure that Nicolas Cage would smell like shit in person. That is all.

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Celebrity Punching Bags. Cage Fight Edition.

This is Weston Cage, son of mega shitty movie maker Nicolas. He got his ass kicked in public this weekend after trying to start a fight with his personal trainer over not being able to order something off a menu. … Continue reading

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