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I’m 100% Sure He Remembers

It must be nice to play the second most boring mainstream sport (next to soccer) and cruise the ice and see two hot bitches holding up a sign reminding you that their mouths were around your cock in High School. … Continue reading

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In A Perfect World

If this scenario actually existed, I would probably toss 50 children a day … Because children are disrespectful, back talking, rude, obnoxious, spoiled little assholes. 🙂

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Take The Asian Challenge!

This is hilarious and I can say that because one of my ex-girlfriends is a funny, strong, beautiful, independent, half Korean girl … so suck it and fuck you. (I bet you fail, though)

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R2-D2

R2-D2 is a bad-ass mother *eee err ohh ee ohh err eee” (those were his robot noises, fuck you).

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It’s Okay To Speak Your Mind

90% of everything people are posting on social media sites now, are pictures with someone else’s thoughts. It’s okay to have your own, sometimes. Don’t be afraid of being awesome. You’re welcome.

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Justin Bieber Has Life All Figured Out

“I <3 Sodomy.” – Justin Bieber

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Swayze And The Lucky Girl

You’re welcome

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Cats Unite!

There are few things that I hate more than Dubstep. Beyonce and Lima Beans probably round out my top 3. It’s nice to see cat’s coming together to make fun of the worst style of music .. ever created. Skrillex … Continue reading

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This Almost Gave Me A Boner

Twilight hasn’t TOTALLY fucked up the Vampire genre … not yet. I’d let her bite my dick off.

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Swayze Up In Heaven

You’re welcome.

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