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I Once Got Busy In A Megadeth Bathroom

This amazing article is from uproxx.com “Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist I’d like to ask you a few questions, UPROXX readers. 1. Did you recently attend a Megadeth/Motorhead show in … Continue reading

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You Can’t Stop A Good Monkey From Fuckin’

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Even after birth control, for the females, and vasectomies for the males .. Chimps in a New Orleans animal facility … … keep fuckin’ … and keep gettin’ pregnant. Humans. Always trying to control everything. Monkeys have every right to … Continue reading

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Snooki Almost Birthed A Drunk Baby

There was a rumor plopping around for a whole 24 hours that Snooki, of The Jersey Shore, was pregnant. Snooki publicly denied it. This is good news for everyone, but especially her imaginary unborn alcohol flavored baby. If that “woman” … Continue reading

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16 And Pregnant

I wouldn’t fuck this girl. Mariah Yeater’s ex-boyfriend is spilling the beans on Yeater’s plans to extort the american icon, Justin Bieber, for millions. If you don’t remember, a pregnant Yeater claimed that after a concert, Bieber invited her to … Continue reading

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Actor Peter Dinklage and Wife Will Spawn a Mini Dink

Yep. He put it in, did his thing, and pulled it out. She be pregnant. Bring it home, Pimp. Way to rock it hard. ::Low-Five::

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I Want To Hang Out With This Dude

In an extremely unscientific study, I’ve just concluded that if drinking while pregnant results in dudes like that (points up) .. I’m gonna open a bar called “The Fourth Trimester”. First five rounds are on me.

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