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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Sweaty butt sex is gross. That’s why I do all my anal during the Fall holidays. Summertime Anal only sounds good in Will Smith songs. I just made a helmet for my testicles out of half of an avocado skin. … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Just bought a Bald Eagle and named it Bruce Willis ’cause it drinks Wine Coolers like a bad ass. I don’t mean to burst your guys’ bubble, but you’re not surrounded by fuckin’ bubbles .. and if you were, you … Continue reading

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